Pray For Our Nation
Please be in much Prayer for our nation in this time. God be with us throughout these last days. It hurts my heart that someone who believes in late term abortions will be leading our nation.... I wish that he could feel what I feel each month as I try to concieve. Please just Pray fellow Christians!
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Alesha do pray for your new government. I totally agree with your comments,it does'nt matter who got in it stills means the U.S.A will go with the flow like other nations We in U.K.and others are ruled by the E.U.all have lost our sovereignty.all the nations one by one. The other side of the world nations like Austrlia,Japan,China. you may not think it but all have lost their sovereignty. The last being the U.S.A. Not many years ago when G. W. Bush Sr. talked about a new world order. He was told not talk about it but it was out of the bag.some years before that a baptist pastor Rev. Barry Smith was told by the Holy Spirit about a one world Government all the things that he was told are coming true about twenty odd years ago i was in a few meetings with him .but since that time Bill Clinten called it World village plus other names.then G. Bush Jr. called it world government and world common. In The U.K. G. Brown calls it a world order etc. al Gore uses all of the above. we understand the we are in the last days these things are bto come about to fullfill God's word.Jesus is coming soon So don't worry. Love to you both. St.Poddy.
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Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
I totally agree with you sister! The government needs prayer more than ever. About the question you asked me about the bacteria that caused the ulcer, it wasn't h-plori, all I remember is that it started with a M and it was really long name lol. Although I know a lady who recently had an ulcer and it was h-plori bacteria that caused it. I'm so glad that you didn't get ulcers!!
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